Episode 1: Space Ranch

Trust us. This all will make sense eventually.

Barbie has history of some serious cinematic bullshitery. We’re talking highfalutin octane dumb-shit. As if Barbie wasn’t entitled to the impressionable young minds of little twats everywhere… now the bitch is in space.

Hooray.

You wanna stroke that horse? You wanna wanna see how deep the rings of Saturn go? Strap in you fruit-by-the-footie dinglops. Barbie has your antigravity enema for all your basic-hoe deficiencies.

*The Brothers Cheek would like to formally separate themselves from the underwriter of the episode descriptions. They solemnly swear that “Dinglop” is in no way a derogatory term of any kind.